Let’s be honest, if I were a dog and found myself lost I might utter the words “Oh Sh*t I am lost!” then hope some nice human finds me, gives me a massive piece of chicken and brings me home.
Michigan artist Sprout1world on Etsy.com, hand-makes these unique tung and cheek, personalized dog tags that say what most pet parents are and dogs are probably thinking. They also have a hip vintage vibe that lends a timeless feeling to a timeless phrase. A great deal at $22!
I can’t say I recommend this for families with small children, but for grown-ups with a good sense of humor this is made for YOU!.






I love these!! I would laugh so hard if I found a lost dog wearing one. It would definitely get me to call the owner and let them know I found the dog.